funny stupid factsCan anyone help me think of some stupid/funny facts.?

my baseball team talks about stupid/funny stuff before evry inning on the mound. help me think of some stupid/funny facts.
Why do they call it the foul pole? If the ball hits it, it's fair.

Also, why do we park in the driveway and drive in the parkway?

The rubber is 60'-6" from the plate because the contractor building the first baseball field thought the engineers 0's were 6's

Not only have the Yankees won the most World Series, they've lost the most World Series.

If you were traveling in your car at the speed of light and turned the headlights on, would you see them?
"Hey, I got on Yahoo Answers today and asked them what I should say to you guys to look cool! Wow! Someone told me that Barry Bonds might break the home run record! Isn't that weird!?"

Just use Google.
Phillies are going for the 10,000 loss in history, the only sports franchise to ever loose 10,000 games.
(If you're on the Phillies, I'm sorry, I'm a die-hard Phillies Phan and can't take it myself, but it's true.)

Another fun Pfunny stupid factshillies one: John Kruk in his hayday had testicular cancer and had to have one of his testicals removed. Following he had some recovery, but he was anxious to play again. Some days he came in ready to go and management would not let him play. So he made up his own T-shirt and put it on during one of the games as protest. The t-shirt said "If I can't play, I'm taking my ball and going home". :)

If you want funny stories, Phillies is a great team to look for cool stuff like that.
Chorizo is a form of hot link not sold at the ball park!
-in 19th century England, attempting suicide was crime punishable by death
-a scallop has 35 eyes-all of them blue
-most lipstick contain fish scales
-most of the villains in the Bible have red hair
-90% of all animal species in the history of the Earth are now extinct
-about 12% of the U.S. population is arrested every year
-if you keep your goldfish in a dark room long enough, they'll turn white
-trap 40 fireflies in a jar and they'll generate enough light for yofunny stupid factsu to read by
-pollen lasts forever
-the world's five smallest countries would easily fit inside of Walt Disney World
-smell is the first sense to go
-20% of the people in human history who lived beyond age 65 are still alive today
can i have a cheeseburger with no cheese
try ur local library!!!
they'll have books on this
Why do y'all do that? Stay in the game. CONCENTRATE!!
that 99.9% of batters can't hit, because there gay
Babe Ruth was caught stealing in the bottom of the ninth with two outs losing 3-2 to the Cardinals to end the game and the series. Very stupid. He had Bob Musuiel and Lou Gehrig coming up after him and he decided on his own to steal second. Stupid.
hmmm... IF you were to touch your brain you would not feel it.
97% of people are incapable of thinking up funny facts.

Similarly, 94% of people ARE stupid facts.

88% of readers will believe this.